Boldly reblog! (Or not so boldly, if you lack that trait).

 

cutieringtail:

falmyrion:

queerpong:

“YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. they tried to tell me.

You’re*

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carryonmy-assbutt:

fricklesfrackles-letsfrickackles:

domina-domina-omnimalum:

thebabbagepatch:

hereghostyghosty:

jordaamn:

johnstridur:

adriofthedead:

thesunmaid:

parents making sex jokes

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grandparents making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds

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NINE

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NEIN

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Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds

hidingfromthespotlight:

drhanniballecter:

youonlyloseorgans:

Who needs a fucking book on why cannibalism is wrong



could you imagine will leaving this in glaringly obvious places for hannibal to see

hidingfromthespotlight:

drhanniballecter:

youonlyloseorgans:

Who needs a fucking book on why cannibalism is wrong

could you imagine will leaving this in glaringly obvious places for hannibal to see

I mean, I don’t know how he’s doing it, but this guy is doing it. I can’t see your face, but those are definitely your “brooding and pensive” shoulders.

(Source: avatarwinchester)

dennys:

Do you think the claw-machine claw gets lonely when no one wins for a long time, aching for the briefest moment of contact, the plush touch of fleeting companionship?

dennys:

"It’s a metaphor, see. You put the bacon thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the…um…well, you eat it, actually, ‘cause it’s there and you’re nearly tasting it. So it’s not a metaphor. Um. I have no idea where I was going with that. Want some bacon?"

searchforpizza asked
Denny's, I'm really scared about your overall sanity right now.

dennys:

Our overalls are perfectly sane and the mental health of our work garments is, frankly, nobody’s business but theirs!

awollucifer:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

destielicious:

i’ll stop reblogging it when it stops being funny

it’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah

it stopped being funny

(Source: stereksextape)